viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 
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kittenpantsu:

Just finished up making some new happy fried egg pins! Each is unique in its own special way.You can get your own little eggy at https://www.etsy.com/shop/sugarcoatedmagic !!

shirleytemplar:

I may seem like an asshole

but deep down I’m a good person

and even deeper down I’m a bigger asshole

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Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
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the-splendid-dissapointment:

🌺🌺🌺

WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

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xydg:

i wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you 

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yummmiiee:

September Kawaii box review
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breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

do a triple backflip if I’m not

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