overratedsuicide:

instawillgraham:

people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

this is the best fucking thing I’ve ever read

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garlicjunior:

♡₩♡!!!

bucky-barnes-booty:

lasttostrike:

Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

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ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

THIS IS EVIL

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awwww-cute:

He Has Risen

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

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burgertv:

get it
gastrogirl:

matcha mint iced tea.

sandflake:

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

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gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

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hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

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beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

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heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

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lovely~

Small? Thin?

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charming~

Missing a few pieces?

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handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

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you’re fantastic looking~

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shredevi:

shredevi:

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

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